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This is a transcript for the episode Foolf.

  • (The episode begins with Ben preparing to hit a football with a golf club.)
  • Ben: FOOOOORE!!! (hits football)
  • (The football flies and hits Pierre.)
  • Pierre: Oof! You footballed me!
  • Ben: Hey, I said fore. That means watch out.
  • Pierre: Fore means watch out in golf. You footballed me. You should've said hike.
  • Ben: (puts football back on base) Oh yeah? How's this? Hike and fore.
  • (Tom walks out of the trailer with an iPad. Ginger follows him.)
  • Tom: Did someone yell hike and fore?
  • Human on iPad: Did someone yell hike and fore?
  • (Ben hits the football hard sending it flying high.)
  • Tom: Holy catnip Ben!
  • Ginger: Holy catnip Ben!
  • (The football flies towards Pierre and hits him again.)
  • Pierre: Oh, come on!
  • Tom: (to Ben) You're a genius!
  • Ginger: You're a genius!
  • Tom: I love eating toenails.
  • Ginger: I love ea- eww! You're gross!
  • Ben: Wait, why am I a genius?
  • Tom: Two words: Best sports franchise ever!
  • Ginger: That's four words.
  • Ben: Here's two.
  • (Pierre flies behind a cactus.)
  • Pierre: (in high-pitched voice) Whatever!
  • Tom: Tackle him!
  • Ben: Fore, HIKE!
  • (Tom and Ginger tackle Ben, causing him to swing and throw his golf club through the air. It hits Pierre behind the cactus. Cuts to Tom, Ben, and Ginger.)
  • Ben: I think I invented a new game!
  • Tom: And we'll call it Foolf! Football and golf!
  • Ginger: It's perfect!
  • (Cuts to a dazed Pierre.)
  • Pierre: (normal voice) (dazed) Disagree.
  • (Cuts to Tom's trailer)
  • Tom: First things first. Before we play the game, we must focus on and perfect the most important part: Image!
  • Ben: Ta-da!
  • (Ginger and Gina shake their heads)
  • Ben: Hey, you know what I'm thinking?
  • (Pierre aims a red laser pointer at the curtains)
  • Ben: Another sport!
  • (Ginger sees the light reflecting)
  • Ginger: The dot! It's back!
  • (Ginger pulls down the curtain)
  • Pierre: (laughs)
  • Ginger: Hey, I've taken gymnastics!
  • Tom: That's it. Perfectas! We'll call it Foolf-Nastics.
  • Ben: Oh, you know what I'm thinking?
  • Tom: Even more sports?
  • Ben: Exactly!
  • (The Foolf sign falls down onto Ginger)
  • (Cuts to the yard)
  • (Ben does an arm stretch with both arms before the game starts)
  • Ben: Fore, HIKE!
  • Tom: Tackle him!
  • (Once again, Tom and Ginger tackle Ben, sending the football flying. It hits a trampoline and bounces into a basketball net. It hits another trampoline and went through a sign. Finally, and once again, Pierre got hit.)
  • Ben: Woohoo! Now it is the perfect game!
  • Ginger: So what's it called?
  • Tom: Foolf-Nastic-Volley-High-Basket-Baseball!
  • (Tom, Ben and Ginger laugh)
  • Ben: Perfect!
  • Tom: Perfect!
  • Ben: Brilliant!
  • Tom: That's brilliant.
  • Pierre: (lying down) Yeah, don't worry about me, I'm totally fine. I'll just be molting over here. Alone. Under the bleachers.

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