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This is a transcript for the episode Attack of the Tech.

  • (The camera zooms into a tent in an open desert.)
  • Pierre: Take that, noob! Cool! (cuts to the inside of the tent where he was playing a video game) That was so realistic. (sips water from water bottle)
  • (Pierre hears a rumbling. He looks inside the water bottle where the water inside was shaking. His pupil shrinks. He runs outside the tent.)
  • Pierre: AAAAAAH!!!
  • (Cuts to Tom and Ben being chased by a giant robot.)
  • Ben: I don't know what went wrong, Thomas! I followed schematics and used lots of screws, bolts, and nuts.
  • Robot: Nom, nom, nom, celery! (eats shrub)
  • Ben: (runs away) AAAH!
  • Tom: Maybe you used too many nuts!
  • Ginger: Tom and Ben made a robot!
  • Pierre: Dude, I see that. Wow, it's like a real life video game!
  • Tom: I'm a cat! Not cat food!
  • Tom and Ben: AAAAAH!
  • Pierre: This is totally cool!
  • Tom and Ben: AAAAAAH!
  • (The robot stomps towards Pierre's tent and Ginger and Pierre dodge it.)
  • Pierre: AAAAAAH!!! (robot crushes tent) My tent! Now that is not cool!
  • (A tumbleweed passes by. Ginger pops up.)
  • Ginger: Ooh! Tumbleweed! (chases tumbleweed)
  • (In the distance, Tom and Ben were still being chased by the robot.)
  • Tom: For the love of Ceiling Cat, do something!
  • (Cuts to Ben behind the caravan with Tom, Pierre, and Ginger.)
  • Ben: Hey, I need that controller.
  • Pierre: (gives controller to Ben) (peeks from behind caravan with Tom) Tom isn't that your car?
  • Tom: (sighs)
  • (Cuts to the robot eating Tom's car.)
  • Tom: Yep. And I just washed it. (cuts back to him with Pierre, Ben, and Ginger) (to Ben) You realize this is all your fault!
  • Ben: Me? You're the one who named it self-aware!
  • (Cuts to the robot who burps and looks at Tom, Ben, Pierre, and Ginger. They hide and it eats the rest of Tom's car.)
  • Ben: Phew!
  • Pierre: So what's the idea, dudes? Why did you make a hunger-crazed robot?
  • Tom: I wanted to solve the world's ever-mounting trash and garbage problem.
  • Ginger: Then it will eat my broccoli for me?
  • Ben: There! This is now an electro-magnetic pulse generator.
  • Tom: You are going to wipe our robot out?!
  • Pierre: No! We're going to invite it over for pizza and braid its wires.
  • Tom: You can't just destroy it! We can't wipe something out just because we don't understand it! We must learn to embrace our differences. Sure, it smushes things, eats my car.
  • Robot: Huh?
  • Tom: But maybe, just maybe (runs out from caravan) all it needs is a little love. Right, robot?
  • (Ginger comes out of the caravan too with Gina.)
  • Ginger: Me and Gina love you, robot!
  • Robot: Rawr! (picks up Ginger)
  • Tom: Ginger!
  • (The robot puts Ginger onto his tongue, which is a rusty slide, and Ginger slides down it, getting eaten.)
  • Ginger: Ah!
  • Tom: Okay, we have to destroy it.
  • Ben: It might not work.
  • Robot: (burps)
  • (Tom runs out from the caravan with the electro-magnetic pulse generator.)
  • Tom: Hey, robot! Nom nom this!
  • (The pulse generator zaps the robot causing it to fall over with Ginger and Gina falling out of its stomach.)
  • Tom: Ginger.
  • (Ginger opens his eyes.)
  • Ben: Oh, thank Tesla, you're okay!
  • Ginger: That... was... awesome! Again! Again!
  • Ben and Pierre: Yeah!
  • Ben: Excellent!
  • Tom: Yeah. (chuckles)
  • Pierre: Yeah!
  • Ben: Yes!
  • (The episode ends.)

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